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riddlersgammon:

that time of year is approaching

scary lawn decorations

terrifying tv programs

people in costumes going door to door

election season

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September 15th, 2014 // 70,921 notes
shitdickfuckmothafucka:

omgbuglen:

A warning to anybody thinking about getting a husky

You can build yourself a third husky

incorrectclassics:

ctrl-alt-benite:

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Normally, I don’t post this kind of thing, but.

Well.

It is all of us.

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September 15th, 2014 // 953 notes

alaskayoungisalive said: What would happen if you microwaved a person?

scishow:

They would get warm…and then hot…and then very hot…and then they would die. But if you only zapped them for a few seconds…it would just feel like a pleasant warming sensation. Unlike heating through infrared radiation (which is how the sun or a fire would heat you) microwave radiation would heat you from the inside, areas where you have more water stored like muscles and fat would warm fastest. My grandfather served in the Korean War and he once told me that they’d actually stand in front of microwave antennas to warm themselves on wet, cold nights. He lived to be 92 years old so…I guess it’s not /always/ dangerous. 

-Hank

September 15th, 2014 // 2,346 notes

camilawley:

"Put yourself first. I know it’s hard because you’re such a romantic, but God dammit, romance yourself.”

Anna Akana, Things Every Girl Should Know

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September 15th, 2014 // 1,068 notes
What I remember most about emotional abuse is that it’s like being put in a box. How you end up in there is the biggest trick – I never managed to work that one out. Maybe you think it’s a treasure box at first: you’re in there because you’re special. Soon the box starts to shrink. Every time you touch the edges there is an “argument”. So you try to make yourself fit. You curl up, become smaller, quieter, remove the excessive, offensive parts of your personality – you begin to notice lots of these. You eliminate people and interests, change your behaviour. But still the box gets smaller. You think it’s your fault. The terrible, unforgivable too-muchness of you is to blame. You don’t realise that the box is shrinking, or who is making it smaller. You don’t yet understand that you will never, ever be tiny enough to fit, or silent enough to avoid a row It’s time to make emotional abuse a crime - Lauren Laverne (via lordweeshnaw)

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September 15th, 2014 // 213 notes
wearethefourthwave:

 
me and bae having sex
  • bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
  • me: put a quarter in the swear jar
September 15th, 2014 // 112,044 notes

docislegend:

imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout:

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

Bless your soul

99% of the elderly will you give you ‘are you fucking shitting me’ eyes if you card them because they’re dying and you’re wasting their time

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September 15th, 2014 // 129,900 notes
futuristic-space-cake:

awkward-fallen-angel:

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

optimus prime

I think you mean optimom prime
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