that time of year is approaching
scary lawn decorations
terrifying tv programs
people in costumes going door to door
Normally, I don’t post this kind of thing, but.
It is all of us.
alaskayoungisalive said: What would happen if you microwaved a person?
They would get warm…and then hot…and then very hot…and then they would die. But if you only zapped them for a few seconds…it would just feel like a pleasant warming sensation. Unlike heating through infrared radiation (which is how the sun or a fire would heat you) microwave radiation would heat you from the inside, areas where you have more water stored like muscles and fat would warm fastest. My grandfather served in the Korean War and he once told me that they’d actually stand in front of microwave antennas to warm themselves on wet, cold nights. He lived to be 92 years old so…I guess it’s not /always/ dangerous.
"Put yourself first. I know it’s hard because you’re such a romantic, but God dammit, romance yourself.”
- Anna Akana, Things Every Girl Should Know
- bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
- me: put a quarter in the swear jar
I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling
Bless your soul
99% of the elderly will you give you ‘are you fucking shitting me’ eyes if you card them because they’re dying and you’re wasting their time